My most irritating Johorean politicians

It's past midnight, and I can't sleep. I can't count sheep to make myself sleepy. That would be too weird.

Well, I decided to count irritating Johorean politicians instead and put them in this posting...until I fall asleep. Hhmmm...Top Ten most irritating Johorean politicians. Should be nice.

Ok, I'm starting with the one who is least irritating in the list -

10. Fuad Zarkashi - reading his brave political statements always makes me laugh...that's because I remember what he did in the 2004 general election.

9. Mazlan Aliman - real village idiot. Talking just for the sake of talking all the time. Hantam saja.

8. S. Subramaniam - hardly around when needed. Eh, boss, your Segamat constituency in danger you know or not? Go down and check it out can or not? Dont just let the Umno people there do all the hard work, ok? Dont be so mandore please.

7. Adam Hamid - supremly confident even when all indications shows that his Kulai BN going to lose. Datuk, You sure or not? 

6. Dr Chua Soi Lek - another over cool BN dude. Confidently said the Johorean Chinese are back with BN. Uncle, I know la you very brave one but you sure or not what you said was correct? Don't simply hentam saja.

5. Norman Fernandez - who? He is that Indian DAP fella who keep losing in Stulang. Deputy chairman of Johor DAP. The biggest supporter of DR Boo. That's because without Dr Boo, he sure kena chopped to pieces by the ultra Chinese DAP guys.

4. S K Song - simply need to retire after kicked out by the DAP. Better than trying to choke on all those socialist crazy bullshit.

3. Suhaizan Kayat - this Johor Pas youth chief can talk crap non-stop one. Don't know how he acquire the skill. Most irritating is that he actually believe in the crap that he says.

2. Lim Guan Eng - he was born in Johor la. That is why he is in this list. I'm most irritated with Guan Eng because he can't even stand his ground for Rainbow. Useless bugger.

And the most irritating Johorean politician is CHUA JUI MENG - eh uncle, can you stop making a fool of yourself? Embarassing lah. What you drank that day when you said the Pengerang petroleum hub got radioactive like Lynas? You are stupid or what?