Paris Fashion Week Minute: Chanel and Louis Vuttion Spring/Summer 2013--Pics + Full Runway Videos!

Paris Fashion Week Minute: Chanel and Louis Vuttion Spring/Summer 2013--Pics + Full Runway Videos!

THE PURSE of the season, Rounded Shoulders, Boxy Shapes, Phyllis Diller and Checkmate Dresses...



Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld:

Does This Meet the Carry-On Size Requirements: I DREAM to have this purse and bring it to LAX for my next airplane flight--Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Karl Lagerfeld showed another big collection for the House of Chanel during Paris Spring/Summer Ready-to-Wear Fashion Week. He showed approximately 80 looks with a HUGE backdrop of wind farm and solar panels.  It always astounds me what selling lots and lots of leather quilted purses, perfumes--and a bouclé suit or two--can buy you...

 Wind Tunnel Catwalk: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

As usual, the show was schizophrenic with tons of ideas being thrown out to the eager fashionista public, who loved it all. In the audience were Jennifer Lopez with her little cute daughter Emme and Casper, JLo's boyfriend. They all sat sandwiched between photographer Patrick Demarchelier, Lagerfeld Boy Toy Model-Muse Baptiste Giabiconi and Kanye West.

Que preciosa: Jennifer Lopez with daughter Emme Lopez at Chanel Spring/Summer 2013 runway show

Luxe Cute: According to DailyMail, Emme Lopez wore $2,400 worth of Chanel for the first outing to a Paris Fashion Week fashion show

Look at the Pretty Roof: Jennifer Lopez' daughter,Emme, gets distracted while pretty clothes and pretty models saunter by--Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

The Fashion:

Lagerfeld showed lots of black, white, pink, blue, denim, pearl details (homage to Chanel's faux pearl necklaces), bolero and boxy/square shapes for jackets and dresses, strapless tunic dresses, oversized raglan sleeves, curved shoulders and much more, including a final group that had "Phyllis Diller" written ALL OVER them. Seriously.

Here are some photo highlights:

Pearl Girls: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

No Strap Zone: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Riviera Travel: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Pink Ladies: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Rounded Shoulders: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Phyllis Diller Muse: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013

Click Below to watch FULL Runway Video of Chanel Spring/Summer 2013:

Louis Vuitton by Marc Jacobs:

Check Fab: Models on escalators, finale of Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2013

Marc Jacobs showed his Spring/Summer 2013 collection for Louis Vuitton in Paris. I was wowed by the staging to begin with. I wondered how he would top himself after last season's train spectacle. He did, but in a more minimalist manner. But yet, one was still WOWED. Once again, it's AMAZING what selling a bunch of purses and luggage can get you. Artist Daniel Buren collaborated with Jacobs and the House of Louis Vuitton to create this astonishing set that featured FOUR escalators and a plexiglass floor of giant white and yellow checks. Add the lighting and the music, plus the models--and the "stars", the fashion and accessories--and one has to make a guess that putting this on must have cost them over $1 million--chump change for Vuitton. And they do this TWICE a year!

 Marc Jacobs vs. Louis Vuitton: Same Collection???

For Spring/Summer 2013, Jacobs showed a collection that was eerily similar to what he showed for his signature Marc Jacobs line back during NY Fashion Week; instead of stripes, there were checks--an homage to Louis Vuitton's famous Damier checks. Shapes were mod/late 60s/early 70's, boxy, shapeless, straight and narrow--perfect for these size zero no-hipped girls modeling. The styling, hair and make-up was also very Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2013 with its Edie Sedgwick-like elements. I wonder if the Vuitton execs even care that both Jacobs' collection and Vuitton were so alike, it's almost hard to tell which is which. For what he showed for Louis Vuitton, I loved all the bright colors, and how perfectly mitered all those squares were. I couldn't even notice any side seams. It's like the prints just enveloped the bodies. 

Here are some pic highlights:

Canary Lean: Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2013

Check Sisters: Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2013

60s Meet the 90s: Louis Vuitton Spring 2013

Stepford Wives Pret-a-Porter: Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2013

Click Below to watch FULL Runway Video of  Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2013:

Pageant Minute: Miss World 2012--World Fashion Designer Award Competition--The "Oh Dear"!!!

Pageant Minute: Miss World 2012--World Fashion Designer Award Competition--The "Oh Dear"!!!

Beauty Pageant Evening Gown "Oh Dear"!

Where Is Miss Mongolia On This List? Keep Reading...

If you're an avid pageant-watcher (and if you are reading this, you probably are), you know that the 62nd Annual Miss World contest is happening in Ordos Inner Mongolia China and the Final Live Telecast will take place in a couple of weeks on August 18th.

Well kids, it's here--my Nick "Oh Dear, What was SHE Thinking?" List of Gowns from last week's Miss World 2012 "World Fashion Designer Award Competition. In the last post here on my little ol' blog, I talked about some of my favorites in the bunch. So, now...let's get to the CHA CHA, too-high SLITS, Is-This-a-National-Costume-or-an-Evening Gown?, "Big Bird" inspired Feathered MESSES:



Cha Cha Queens:

Miss Costa Rica Silvana Sanchez: No, no and NO! (I think that is UNIVERSAL in every language). I want to put a big banana-and-pineaple Carmen Miranda turban atop her head to just finish this ensemble off. That's what she is missing. Score: 4.5 (out of 10 in case you are wondering)

Miss Bosnia and Herzegovina Fikreta Husic: Havana Cuba, here I come!! Or is it Rio?? Remove those tacky hem-piped ruffles on that over-the-shoulder capelet and change those 1988 pumps, and then, maybe then, we can discuss...Score: 5.0

Miss Serbia Bojana Lecic: OK, first off: she's GORGEOUS. But this gown. Who. Puts. WIRING on the hem of a ruffled high-low gown like this? She's not a Circus Clown from Cirque du Soleil! And then, what is hanging off her shoulder? It's called EDIT! How do you say "Poor Thang" in Serbian? Score: 4.9

Miss Bulgaria Gabriela Vasileva: Little PEACH Bo Peep Stripper Fab. That's what I would call this dress. Last year's Miss World, Ivian Sarcos of Venezuela, won in something that was (somewhat) similar to this, so she probably felt "Hey, I want something like this" and told her designer to create it. Bad idea. The oversized earrings and stripper platform heels did not help. Score: 5.5



The HOOCHIE Awards Go To:

Paris and Snookie: Miss Kazakhstan and Miss Belgium

First, let's begin with Miss Kazakhstan Evgeniya Kleshina (left pic above). This red lace and feathered mermaid-style gown with silver bust cups is a HOOCHIE fab. It's NOT the Las Vegas AVN Porn Awards huney, it's MISS WORLD! Those platform heels SLAY me. So tacky. Score: 4.5



Miss Belgium Laura Beyne: I'm sure Laura is a sweet girl but why did she think Snookie from Jersey Shore was an Evening Gown Muse?  I cannot say more. Score: 4.9

She Didn't Even Try Award Miss Slovakia Kristina Krajcirova: Poly-satin strapless gathered gown with badly-constructed rippling hem.This is a gown one would see at a prom-and-bridal shop, for 75% off. Score: 4.5


  

Too Muchey Award Miss Honduras Jennifer Valle: Let's just throw everything AND the kitchen sink...into a gown. Can you just imagine if this ended up on the Project Runway catwalk in front of Michael Kors and Nina Garcia? Or on an award show red carpet? Plain and simple, it's CHONCHEE! (Latino for TACKY!). Score: 4.9



Feathered Messes:

Guadeloupe and El Salvador

Miss Guadeloupe Brigitte Golabkhan (left): is so beautiful I can't even breathe. However, she chooses to wear this black and magenta satin and feathered concoction of a gown to the Miss World "World Fashion Designer Award" Competition last week, and well, her beauty stock for me, just went down. Score: 5.2



Miss El Salvador Maria Luisa Vicuna (right): Too much lace, too many feathers, and then the mermaid shape. She was trying for a Beyonce-at-the-Met and well, she achieved a gown in a San Salvador Drag Show. Score: 5.0

The Bahamas and Ukraine

Miss Bahamas Daronique Young (left): I give her points for the "I'm a Mermaid Princess" look. She does look kinda HOT in this two piece ensemble. But, isn't this more of a costume than an evening gown? How many peacocks did it take to make this gown? Score: 6.0



Miss Ukraine Karina Zhyronkina (right): Let me begin by saying that she is STUNNING! She should either win Miss World 2012 or at least be on the Final podium (it's like the Pageant Olympics!). But this gown. There's something both beautiful (the sequin detail looks expensive and I like the black and blue color combination) but...the feather applique and side cut-outs on the torso, it all adds to a dress one would see atop a Gay Pride float. Score: 7.0

Rosette Queens: Indonesia and Uganda

Miss Indonesia Ines Putri Tjiptadi Chandra: If this gown was placed in front of Michael Kors on Project Runway, he'd say she looked like she was POOPING feathered rosettes. Score: 4.8



Miss Uganda Phiona Bissu:  Awww, bless her little heart. Miss Uganda's gown reminds me of those dresses that are made entirely of toilet paper... I really wish there was something more I could say. Score: 4.5



National Costume Awards:

Miss Kenya Shamim Nabil: OK, maybe I am confused. I know that the Miss World "World Fashion Designer Award" is about highlighting the fashion design talent of the contestant's nations. So...is this also the National Parade of Nations Costume Parade? Can it be too redundant for a "Miss Kenya" to be wearing animal print safari as an evening gown? I think even the safari tourists would run away from this. Score: 5.0

Miss Cote d'Ivoire Helene-Valerie Djouka: Because she looks so darn cute, I am giving her points. Otherwise, on any one else, this still would be a pseudo-costume mess of an orange dress. And is that an iridescent poly organza overlay?? NOOOO!!!! Score: 6.4



And My Favorite of the Group:

Miss Mongolia Bayaarma Huselbaatar: I don't even know where to begin with this one. But I'll try. Bayaarma gets MAJAH "Nick Points" in the "Bringing Out Your Inner Drag Queen" part of working a runway catwalk. This gown/costume is rather FAB in a kooky way. The headdress is very John Galliano for Dior "Tutankhamen" Collection from back in the day.  

For ALL of this, I give her my Score of 8.0. It's a MESS but a mess that makes a gay man smile.

10th Annual CFDA 2011 Awards Red Carpet--Models and Designers

10th Annual CFDA 2011 Awards Red Carpet--Models and Designers

Fashion A-List...

Last night's 2011 CDFA Awards Red Carpet was not only full of Hollywood's A-List ladies--but also, chock full of models and their designers. This event, as you saw from my previous posting is on par with many of the top red carpet events and is known delivering Fashion--with a Capital "F" (hello Miss Lady Gaga!). Anyhow, let's see if these gorgeous supermodels and their designers make the NY Fashion Grade. Let's begin with...

Miranda Kerr: Australian Victoria's Secret Angel Supermodel--and SuperMommy, Miranda Kerr, wore Michael Kors Resort 2012, a black tank dress with high sarong-silhouette slit, side cut-outs and gold low-slung belt. Very Michael Kors, very Americana Sportswear-meets-St. Tropez, and very Chic! I especially love the "Wonder Woman" gold cuffs. I bet those are to ward off any EVIL Fashion Spirits. I need those!

Karolina Kurkova: Miss Kurkova--one of my FAVE Supermodels wore an emerald green sequin HOODIE gown with pockets by Diane Von Furstenberg. Sequins, Hoodie, and Pockets? I am Done and Done! Only a model--or a Drag Queen--can get away with this! Love--even the "high-water" length of the gown. This Czech beauty knows how to WORK IT!

Hana Soukupova: Another fabulous model from the Czech Republic, six-footer Hana Soukupova, dazzled on the 2011 CFDA Awards Red Carpet in a one-shoulder ruffled and tiered gown by Marchesa Spring 2011. Love it all. Now this is how you wear a gown to the CFDA Awards Lucy Liu!

Marchesa Designers: Speaking of Marchesa, they were there--English-born New York-based designers Keren Craig (Left) and Georgina Chapman (Right), also dazzled in their own designs as they stepped onto the purple CFDA Awards carpet last night.

Doutzen Kroes: Dutch-born beauty Doutzen Kroes also decided to give SLIT (like several of the other models) in this fire-red (almost) one-shoulder asymmetrical gown from J. Mendel. The subtle diagonal draping and pleating is exquisite. And those PUMPS!!!! Hello!

Derek Lam and Liya Kebede: Designer Derek Lam, seen above with Ethiopian-born Supermodel Liya Kebede--wearing Derek Lam of course. She looked very "Easy-Breezy" Resort-esque, love the fresh, flowing side-parted hair as well as the mini clutch. Effortless. I also love the wine-colored slip-on's on Derek.

Chanel Iman: Speaking of "Easy-Breezy", Chanel Iman was at the CFDA Awards last night and wore a very relaxed turquoise-colored caftan with high center-front slit (a theme of the night?) by Max Axria. She was very Disco 1979 as well (like Karolina Kurkova, see above). This is also looking like a Theme. Ladies, better get that Saturday Night Fever album out of the closet and start dancin'!

Karlie Kloss and Jason Wu: Models loved those relaxed comfy dresses, don't they? Here model-of-the-moment Karlie Kloss wore a simple, spaghetti strap red gown with skinny black belt from Designer-of-the-Moment Jason Wu. I can see this gown on First Lady Michelle Obama like TOMORROW! Jason, seen above with Karlie, looked very dapper in suit and tie. This just could be the CUTEST Prom Date Photo.

Zac Posen and Sessilee Lopez: Designer Zac Posen arrived to last night's CFDA Awards with American model of Dominican descent Sessilee Lopez, who wore a gold-nude sweetheart neckline multi-seamed gown by Zac Posen, naturally. That gold-nude color always looks AMAZING on women with the fabulous skin tone of Sessilee. I also like the fact that Zac never met a cummerbund he didn't like. Bring back the cummerbund I say! Another example of a cute Prom Pic!

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen: Actresses, Designers and BILLION-DOLLAR Mega Brand, Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen were Nominated for the Emerging Talent CFDA Award last night for their clothing design company "The Row" which has garnered both critical and editorial acclaim, the "Anna Wintour Stamp of Approval" and doing fabulously well at retail. They attended last night's event, of course, in style! Mary-Kate (Right) wore a gold Chanel jacket with a The Row (their own line) fishtail hem skirt and Louis Vuitton strappy heels. Ashley (Left), wore The Row dress, and Manolo Blahnik heels. Both accessorized it with great handbags from their line (naturally), The Row. The bags alone are estimated to retail for $5,450!!!